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HOUSEPLANTS AND THEIR FUCKED-UP THOUGHTS BY CARLYLE CHRISTOFF

HOUSEPLANTS AND THEIR FUCKED-UP THOUGHTS BY CARLYLE CHRISTOFF

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HOUSEPLANTS AND THEIR FUCKED-UP THOUGHTS BY CARLYLE CHRISTOFF

HOUSEPLANTS AND THEIR FUCKED-UP THOUGHTS BY CARLYLE CHRISTOFF

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Houseplants and Their Fcked-Up Thoughts* is a cheeky, illustrated gift book that imagines the secret inner monologues of your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals. Packed with sharp one-liners and irreverent plant humor, it’s the perfect pick for plant parents who suspect their greenery is silently judging them.

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